Bad Movies Candle
Bad Movies Candle 🕯️🎬 – Always Sold Out, Just Like Our Hopes for a Good Movie
Set the perfect ambiance for your next cinematic disaster with the Bad Movies Candle—a 9oz (255g) paraffin wax masterpiece, hand-etched with our actual fingernails for that extra touch of artisanal chaos.
This candle burns for approximately 40 hours—longer than most bad movies feel but not quite as long as their unnecessary sequels.
Infused with the scent of popcorn, existential dread, and just a hint of bad decision-making, it’s the ideal companion for watching movies so terrible they make you question reality.
Sadly (or fittingly), this candle is always sold out—just like your faith in Hollywood after sitting through another two-hour disasterpiece. But don’t worry, like a bad franchise, it’ll be back... eventually.
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Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
